First off, I would like to address certain comments that were made during the draft concerning one of my wide receivers. His name: Brandon Marshall. I believe once I drafted him I got comments such as: "what are you smoking?" and "that is the worst draft pick of all time". Ok, maybe the last one wasn't said, but it wasn't far from being uttered. Now, here we are, and this "poor draft pick" currently holds the NFL all time single-game reception record. What was that ya'll said? That's right.
And now for something completely different.
Breach Kid takes down Aggies
Besides the big performance from Marshall, Johnson had another huge game. Along with Manning's steady ~25 points/week, that was easily enough FTW. Not even the great Peterson can contend with that. So marks the last time I'll have anything to celebrate this season... Breach 125, Aggies 69.94.
Nads of Steel Itches So Close
High scoring, but not quite enough for playoffs. Some really nice point production from the running backs and TE for the Nads. Not enough for Elmo. Enough football, back to the cartoons. Nads 109.38, Elmo 91.58.
Newport Beach Apples Easily Get Force Out Against Ghost Runner
Good job, you got a win versus the abandoned team. That's like saying your kickball team dominated the orphan team. Not really worth the celebration at Friendly's. Newport 81.68, Orphans 57.70
Vicodins Survive Bloody Nail Bitter
This wouldn't have been as close if Moss actually performed...well...performed at all. I feel you on going in the red with a player. At least we both pulled off the win. Having Brees doesn't hurt the team either. Vicodins 77.54, Korn 77.06.
[note: dog = moss]
Pride Falls Short When Confronted By Ballsack
That was kind of disappointing. Looks like the shrinkage did not ensue like Crimson was hoping. Oh well. At least Crimson can say he had a better year because of his overall point production. Although, not in this matchup. Ballsacks 98.90, Pride 58.92.
Hoof Hearted Scores More Points, Gets the Win
I know I'd be pissed if I was Steel Curtain. That's a lot of points to put up to have nothing to show for it. Oh wait, I remember a situation just like that for me. So, I don't actually feel so bad for you. Looks like with that win, Hoof's in the playoffs. To celebrate, here's a cartoon just for you. Hoof 94.80, Steel 92.16.
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