Duke Blackwell Fantasy League: Week 13 Previews

What can I say, when it rains it pours… This is the 2nd straight week for me as the lowest scoring winner. Do I get a trophy for this or what? I feel like the team that gets the most of these crappy low scoring wins should get a miniature trophy or an inspirational poster.

Matchup of the Week
Hoof Hearted (6-6) vs Ballsax (5-7)
This battle features two teams desperate to get into the last unclaimed spot in the playoffs. But Ballsax have less favorable matchups in this one than Roseanne and Tom Arnold. Aaron Rodgers vs Balty D? ouch. Desean Jackson banged up? Double ouch. Andre Johnson’s points negated by Schaub on HH? Game over - I don’t see this one even being close.
Yahoo: HH 91-71
NoS: HH 95-65

Nads of Steel (6-6) vs Capital City Coastals (3-9)
After hacking into Yahoo’s mother board and deleting all of the scores from Weeks 1-12, Harrison accomplished his goal. Complete Anarchy. Was Angelina Jolie his muse from the 1995 movie Hackers? We’ll never know… but how about Jolie’s left nipple in that movie? That 0.18 seconds of nip still drives me crazy.
Yahoo: Nads 86-71
NoS: Nads 65-30

Newport Beach Apples (10-2) vs Korn on the Kolb (6-6)
Kolb needs to get back on the winning track, or he’ll find himself on the outside looking in at the playoffs. It just ain’t gonna happen though.
Yahoo: NBA 96-67
NoS: NBA 103-70

Tackle Me Elmo (9-3) vs Breach Kid (5-7)
As a monumental blunder, BK counted his chickens before they hatched and all but proclaimed top score for Week 12 on the message board. Cheer up big fella, your 3rd highest overall point total will keep you warm over the long cold winter.
Yahoo: TME 99-92
NoS: 99.0-98.9

Steel Curtain (3-9) vs Minnesota Vicodins (9-3)
At this point, much like Tiger, Curtain’s really just wants it all to be over. Don’t worry Brian, it’ll all be over soon. The Vicodins will take away your pain – damn that was too easy.
Yahoo: Vicodins 83-67
NoS: Vicodins 80-55