Your humble author is tired, jetlagged, and not quite sober. As such, I don’t quite have the cognitive capacity right now to work in the Sports Guy, pro wrestling, Will Farrell movies, or whatever else that usually goes into these wrap-ups.
Instead, I give you hot girls making out with each other…
Hoof Hearted 106.78, ballsacks 87.92
Damn. I would have bet good money at the beginning of the year that a lineup of Miles Austin, Ray Rice, Brent Celek, Robert Meachem, and a Texans QB would never have a chance at the playoffs. Well, that’s why you play the games on the field and not on paper. Eric’s loss insures that there’ll be no repeat champ for the tenth straight season. While there was much wailing and rending of garments over Brandon Jacobs, the sacks might want to pick up some RBs who you know: “start games” and stuff.
Crimson Pride 94.80, Aggies 92.82
Hmm, Bama vs A&M. Yup, results were predictable. With win#6, Patrick cinches a spot in the consolation bracket. Ironically, after going through the whole season with good RBs and crappy WRs, the Aggies got some rare TDs from Anquan Boldin and Braylon Edwards while their RBs got stuffed in a two point heartbreaker.
Minnesota Vicodins 93.36, Steel Curtain X 64.72
The Curtain was 0.52 points away from accomplishing the neato trick of getting its top two weekly scores from its TE and K. Nice. With a 3-10 record and a #1 pick in 2010 in the bag, its all about moral victories from here on out. I suppose yet another song of praise can be written here extolling the wonders of Drew Brees, but the manlove for him on this blog’s getting kinda gay so let’s have TWO pics of hot girls making out.
I swear. I don’t love Drew Brees. I love women. Yeah…
Nads of Steel XI 71.68, Capital City Ghostals 65.72
And now we’re down to three from Blackwell ’96. The Nads stay alive in the playoff chase with a win over the defunct Coastals squad, largely helped by Harrison’s giveaway of Tom Brady earlier in the season. Looks like the guys of #309 will be battling it out for the final playoff spot on Week 14.
Tackle Me Elmo 78.04, Breach Kid 64.50
The Elmos continues to roll even while flipping over half its starting lineup the past few weeks. Nate meanwhile, has fielded this year close to the best losing team you could possibly have. If you told me a team that had the best fantasy player this season AND Peyton Manning, I’d be certain they’d be fighting for the playoffs.
Newport Beach Apples 118.12, Korn on the Kolb
Consider this your initiation, John. The New Guy, even with all his youthful athleticism and talent, fell to the grizzled veteran Apples. (Was trying to think of something witty but got nothing…) Alrighty, roommate and friend brought over 2 more magnums of wine. I’m outta here…
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